The Republic of Kamien Pomorski is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Stanisław Kuryłło with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 4.168 billion Kamien Pomorskians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamień Pomorski. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kamien Pomorskian economy, worth 187 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 44,905 zloties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Kamien Pomorskian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and Stanisław Kuryłło's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamien Pomorski's national animal is the griffon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kamien Pomorski is ranked 269,613^th in the world and 8,613^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.